Cats don't like Kiddie Porn either

A woman called the Austin Police Department a few weeks back after her cat found something between the cabinets and the ceiling in her apartment. The woman had a friend stick his hand in the hole, and out popped a stack of kiddie porn DVDs. Police found some fingerprints and tracked down the old tenant, Luis Jimenez, who told police he had stuck his hand in the hole and must have touched something in there. Nice. Unfortunately for Mr. Jimenez, Article 38.23 only applies to people, not animals.

Please folks, when you move out of your rented apartment that someone else is going to occupy, don't forget to bring your rat hole stash of child pornography with you. Cats hate that shit.